Echo's Erotica

A survey by a high street electrical store revealed that a worrying 47% of men would give up sex for 6 months in return for a 50" plasma screen tv.
Me being me asked the other half, if it was an xbox 360 on offer would he be willing to give up sex for 6 months. The answer - YES.
While he was cowering in the corner dodging the rolling pin he did reason that a) he knew i would never go without sex for 6 months b) he was pretty sure he could charm me into getting a shag and that if all else failed he had option c) his hand
........sometimes i despair